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First of All

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First of all, I am sorry for being dead on this site for so long. Second, I'm making a second account and staying off this one. It'll still be up but not active. There's not much else Ive got to say really, other than to all my friends, if you dont find me, I'll find you eventually XD
My new username is KitsuneSamaSel and I'll TRY to post on there....no guarantees
Love ya all~! Hope you had a great Christmas and an even better new year~!
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Stereotype test

19 min read
Curse you :iconxiao668: for tagging me...you are lucky i have nothing better to do!!

Emo

[ ]I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[X ] I wear black everyday. (MY FAVE HOODIE :D
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ X] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. ( annnnd a lot of others ewe )
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[X] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ]I cry when I see dead animals. ( i jut stare at them and to see if their guts are spillef out )
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled. ((MYSPACE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! *serious amounts of Sarcassim*
[ ] I wear many band shirts. (I want some ;7; )
[ X] No one understands me. (Not in an emotinoal way....in the way I act at school people often question my sanity C:  ))
[ ] I don't talk too often. (Depends if I know you.)
[\]  I look down when I walk. (My momma always told me to look down when I walk at stores or something, there could be money +_+ but other than that I hold my head high)
[\ ] I wear black eyeliner. (Only when Im actually hving time to put that shit on and when Im not lazy)
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over. (Never had an ex but do have a bf, you do the math genius)
[X] My hair is black. (I was born with black hair.....)
[X ] My hair covers one of my eyes. (I dont like it any other way~)
[X] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 7


Nerd
[ ] I have straight A's. (PFFFTTT)
[ X] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ]Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[X ] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex. ( i go around and grab the same and opposite sex boobs and man boobs....yeeeah  i dont think i have a problme with shyness like that)
[x] I'm always on the computer. (There's a 'life'....AWAY from the internet??!?! DUDE)
[X] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (Why would ANYONE think those are a good idea?)
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[ ] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people. (HA! I wish.)
Total: 5.5

Rebel
[ X]  I always speak my mind.
[X ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[X] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[X] I stand up for what I think is right. (HECK yea. )
[ X] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. (Ironic sense my schools team ARE the rebels)
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ XX] I don't give a shit what people think of me. ( two because I CAN MOTHER FUCKERS  :iconsuperw00tplz)
[X] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[X] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 9

Jock
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[X] I eat a lot.
[X] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 2 (XD)


Comedian
[X] I'm funny. (At least I think I am )
[X] I'm always making jokes. (AT ALL THE WRONG MOMENTS MIGHT I ADD!!)
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[X] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[X] I'm sarcastic. (All the damn time~)
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[X] I always imitate people. (Who else would make fun of annoying ass people?)
[ X] I pull lots of pranks.
[X] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ]People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol. (Okay... Why Jim Carrey? I mean he's pretty funny but...)
[ X] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ X] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly. (Not with achool spirit but with crazyness and my friends)
[X] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 10 (Whoo!  )


Shy
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[X ] When people say my name, others say who?'.
[X] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[X] I look down when I walk. (AGAIN WITH THIS!!)
[X] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (THE INTERNET NEEDS ME!!
Internet: PROCRASTINATE WITH ME SELENA!!!)
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[X]  I sit in the back of the classroom. (Seating charts  and I like the back~)
[ X] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[X] I usually let others decide for me. (Im to lazy o decide for myself~))
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. (Me: HELLO FELLOW FANDOM FOLLOWERS~)
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 7


Goth
[ X] I wear black. (Wasnt.....wasnt this on the emo one...?)
[ X] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale. ((Dark skinned mexican....yeeeeeaaaaahhhh)
[\]  I only listen to metal or emo-ish music. (Its not the ONNNNLY thing I listen to)
[X] I love creepy, weird movies. (Fascinating!  )
[ X] I love gothic cartoons and drawings. (Gotta say, I love me my creepyness~))
[/] I don't like people. (I think that, and then I hang out with my friends so.  )
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ X] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[/] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain. ( D: )
[X] People think I'm crazy. (With how I act and the ass and titties with my friends (~030~ ))
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[X ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers. ((Uhhh what are those exactly?))
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: 8.5

Weirdo ((DIS GUNNA BE GOOOOOODDD))
[X] I talk to myself.
[X] I say really random things all the time.
[X] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[X] People laugh at me.
[X] I walk really funny. (GOTTA ACT GANGSTA YO HOMIE DAWG~ *sarcassm*)
[ ] I have a very different sense of style. (Just a hoodie and jeans~))
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ]I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[X] I debate stuff with myself.
[X] I hear voices. ( Voice: KILL THEM SELENA!! Me: No! I will strike when the time is right +_+ )
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[X] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.(me: BUT BILLY STOLE THE DERBADER FROM ME!!!)
[X] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[X] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[X]  I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 11

Antisocial
[X] I hate most people.
[/] I prefer to be alone.
[ X] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[X] Actually, most people don't talk to me
[ \] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[X] I live in my room, writing in my diary journal, playing my DS or video games.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone. (I always say hi! <3)
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.(im one if them)
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ]I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ]I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[X] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world. (Thhhen my mom gets onto me and yells )
[X] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[X] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways? (Because people might prove themselves to be really cool later on.)
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 8


Skater
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[X ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[X] I always wear hoodies. (My hoodie is actually a tony hawk brand)
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[X] I hang with other skaters.
[ X] I've been hurt while skateboarding.(dont ask)
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 3

Christian Girl/Boy ((this one will be highly unlikely~))
[ ] I go to church at least once a week. (Being honest here!! )
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[X] My whole family is very religious. (Buuut im not .3.)
[ ] I've never been on a date. (Oh. Because church people never date. Or mary. That's a fact. Religious people reproduce asexually)
[X] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ]My beliefs are very strong.
[X] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[\] I believe in God. (Ehhh.....iiiits a but iffy for me)
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ X] I never go out and party. (That's only because THE INTERNET CALLS)
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total: 4.5 ( huh i thought i wouldve had less on here)


Gangsta
[X] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'. ( XD WHO SAYS THAT?! )
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and ho's.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol. ( Sterotypes, ya gotta love em~ *sarcasm*)
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my homies.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[X ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 2


Bully
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[X ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[X ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. (ONLY IN THE HALLWAY SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ARE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRODWDED HALLWAY AND WALKING ON THE WRONG SIDE O MAH FUGGIN GOD!!))
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 2 (....its something~)


Gamer
[ X] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[X] DDR & Guitar Hero. (WHOOOOO WHOO, GUITAR HERO! )
[ X] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ X] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[X] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[X]  My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. (He is +w+)
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console(s).
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[ X] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[X] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[X]  My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[X ] I've actually read a book about video games.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 10

Girly
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up everyday
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug
[X] ] I paint my nails (yeah, Black)
[ ] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped.
[\]I bathe regularly ((when summer comes i hardly remember if i showered or not)
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom.
[ ] I like to accessorize.
[ ] I like flowers
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[X] I'm more like my mother than my father (Please, my momma'sa tomboy through and through.
[ ] I like hanging out with girls than boys
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping. (Its like hell for me +_+)
[ ] I watch my weight/count calories
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time.
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[ ] I dream about my wedding day.
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc.
Total: 2.5 (thank god)


Boyish
[X] I have short hair
[X ] I hate doing laundry
[ ] I like war type video games
[ ] I like playing or watching sports.
[X] People say I have a deep voice.
[ ] I'm more like my Dad than my mom
[/] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends (older siblings)
[ X] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ X] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink
[ X] I think about the opposite sex a lot. (ewe euhuhuhuhuhuh)
[X] My room isn't neat
[X] I fart and laugh instead of saying excuse me
[X] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[X] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[X ] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[ ] I don't read
[ X] I don't ask for help even if I need it
Total: 12.5



WAIT-WHAT?!?! IM DONE?!?! AFTER A FUCKING HOUR AND A FAILEDHOUR TRY BEFORE THIS IMA DONE?!?! OH THANK GODS!!


        What I've learned:
1) NEVER DO THIS SHIT! EVER AGAIN!
2) NEVER MAKE A LONG JOURNAL ENTRY ON YOU TABLET!! IT SUCKS AND IF YOU PRESS REFRESH YOU ARE FUCKED!(tottally didnt waste sm hour doing THAT!))
3)i am a boyish weirdo
4) I really hate these, never again ;7;  





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Anybody know?

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Where to watch Doctor Who episodes? I'm currently at my grandmothers house and she has the bbc network yet I do not at my home. (Ironic since today is the 50th anniversary)
I would like to start with the 10th doctor and go into the 11th, and sadly i hve no netflix or hulu. I know there are some Whovians put there that know!!
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